Derek the Velociraptor

sparkling-kittens:

I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

this is legit so sick. 

mindfuck

whoaaa

this is AMAZING

EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa

this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!

Whoa.

3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.

oh my lord that is good

i’m actually having fun now. i’m so easy to amuse. 

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Asami: “Oh, uh….I wasn’t completely aware of that”

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year-of-film:

Office Space, 1999

what if My eyes were just white…thats disturbing 

bending-the-air:

republiccityfireferrets:

fireferrettkingdom:

borralove:

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saintbennithy:

kataang:

emberislandplayers:

breakthisspell:

fuckyeahavataraang:

THE NOTES.

 

THE NOTES

THE NOTES. I LOVE THIS FANDOM.

OH MY GOD THE NOTES.

   Forever!

THE.

FUCKING.

NOTES.

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• Question: as my fake boyfriend you're supposed to let me look better than you. didn't jocelyn teach you anything? - captainstudly
• Answer:

  pshh she taught me how easy it was to completely crush someone just  by leaving. She taught me never to put faith into anyone you think you like…and to think she’s supposed to be coming back

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• Paul: CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLL!
• Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies-
• Paul: Caarl!
• Carl: -that only hands would satisfy
• Paul: What is wrong with you Carl?
• Carl: Well, I, I kill people and I eat hands, that's, that's two things"

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Being a teenager comes with...

wowfunniestposts:

Eating everything in sight

Being randomly horny

Being bored as shit in the middle of the day

Being addicted to the internet

Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it

And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…

this blog is hilarious

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captainstudly:

dis be how da wire qurls throw down sum cooking

All the Notes!!!!

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10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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